Jennifer’s bark has become so much stronger. We watch her grow more and more into herself. Nothing makes me happier. I love this bitch.
When someone asks what I was like in college
whatshouldwecallme: (Source: realitytvgifs)
i feel very protective of both liz phair and lena dunham
the ultimate gift anyone could ever get me :
a commissioned portrait of jennifer by jamie hewlett
ain’t nothin better than a room temp string cheese
Bloggers are bitches, myself included
I LOVE Girls dammit!!!!
can you imagine pitching this? it's a nancy meyers...
“Tina Fey will play the founder of an e-business with a fashion focus. As her company begins to thrive, she’s told that her company is importing seniors to be interns as a community outreach effort, and she’s getting one. While her first question is whether they are seniors in high school or college, she learns to her horror that she’s getting a real senior, as in senior citizen. The title...
But I love trying things and discovering how I hate them.– DH Lawrence in Geoff dyer’s out of sheer rage
also oh my god i saw dr oz teach a woman how to expel farts today via basically downward dog
you gotta keep it black tie optional to keep all the gentiles away– my father
diners drive ins and dives is ALWAYS ON!!
Organization experts are the biggest jokes.
The closest ive ever come,in recent years, to the joy of Domino’s pizza Thursdays at Warner middle school is the personal pan pizza from pizza hut at target. I think the secret is letting the pizza sit hot in an unopened box for a long time.
i’m watching Best Friends Forever which is okay and i THINK it has promise but there is nothing more irritating in improv and tv than yelling/fighting/talking over each other. why didn’t the director yell EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR OOOONE SECOND!
i'm a pommy mommy
jennifer has been giving me ATTITUDE this morning!
i’m not sure i get the point of that ‘i’m a chubby vegan’ article on xojane.
it’s been a year since i was stuck in a hospital for four days in Varanasi. i’m still a bit thinner than i was before india and i still often have pain where the blood clot (and IV) in the right wrist once were. but honestly, the most lasting thing from that experience, the one thing that i think about almost every single day STILL…is how incredible SUBWAY is. i’m not...
JENNIFER WANTS THESE →
it’s unbelievable how expensive pet stairs are!
If I had to choose between working and not working, I’d definitely choose not working.
Chile Pea Puffs with Paneer →
you better believe i’m making these little dreams
today i thought long and hard about declaring that i’m giving up writing. in the sense that when people ask me, have you been writing? what are you working on? i’m just going to say, oh no, i don’t do that anymore. i was riding high on that for a few minutes and felt really inspired to write! but as soon as i caught on to that little technique i plummeted into a bag of kettle...
I try to curb these feelings by reassuring myself with a rotating assortment of...– on jealousy (via emilygould) loved the whole piece.