January 2012
65 posts
i think it’s FUCKING RIDICULOUS that a blow out in this town is $50 and a hair cut is $80. what the FUCK.
http://danihell.tumblr.com/post/150247682/totes-fin...
jon: for however crazy you think you are, theres like a couple hundred crazier and worse looking girls who are somehow able to get a dude
jon: thats my positive reinforcement
jon: dont make me repeat it
me: thanks jon.
jon: yeah well you need a guy who will demand you to like them
jon: or rather COMmand you
jon: you dont really respect men at all
jon: wow its like a reverse chauvenist
jon: you sort of just idealize or itemize them
jon: collect them and all
jon: once you get over that youll be totally fine
jon: TOTES FINE
me: you dont think i respect men?
jon: no i dont think so
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was trudging through my archives and found this uplifting gchat from 2009
i've always appreciated jon's insight
karaj: SELF-IDENTIFY AS A HATER →
hysteriarama:
I’m always being chastised for finding things boring. I can’t count the number of partners who have criticized me for that, everyone likes to think that what they love is so fascinating, nobody wants to see your boredom but these boys are so masturbatory and they drone on…
i read cooking blogs way more often than i’d like to admit. sometimes i’ll fall asleep imagining and fantasizing about the potato corn chowder i will one day make or how tomorrow night i’ll really try to massage the dressing onto my kale, “yeah, that’ll be great…”
i rarely see non-veg/non-vegan cooking blogs. my favorite ones are when the blogger has an...
WatchRascal dog very confused by me
the state of the union is so goddamn blahblahblah
i think melissa mccarthy is great and bridesmaids was hilarious but i just don’t get the oscar nomination.
what kind of shit do you like to read that i write?
i mean. i’m starting this formal blog website thing and i need to know my niche.
the lazy days need to be over
i wish there was a craigslist for people with taurus moons :(
“you know what high energy says to me? SLAVE”
– Nick referring to craigslist job descriptions
i thought charlize theron seemed so annoying on top chef last night.
WatchJen’s first day at home
if i adopt jennifer tomorrow
there will never be a dull moment in my life ever EVER again
and whenever i look at her i will laugh
Have any of you gone to a neurologist for migraines?
dog foster moms can be crazy
one just asked dan “what if you and danielle don’t make it?”
“as in…?”
“well, she’s only your fiance’.”
wedding blogs need to check themselves with ‘engagement shoot’ spreads.
also is it possible to have an engagement photo shoot and not have it look fucking ridiculous?
daniel and i don’t usually frolic down the street holding hands
would it be dumb to have the photographer shoot us on the couch: him sitting up watching the wire while i am asleep with my feet in his lap
or
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“Do the folks at Funny or Die really think that the reason we’re culturally...”
– jezebel on courtney stodden (http://jezebel.com/5875329/courtney-stoddens-attempts-funny-or-die-fails-remarkably)
(i did it better)
one time nick and i got in an impression-off that lasted for weeks. we were doing the speaking part in ‘paper planes’ by m.i.a. it was never resolved!
jeff goldblum is exactly the type of pervert i’d fall for
but wait, there's more!
Davis has stated that she was not an athlete growing up,[22] and that her introduction to archery was in 1997, two years prior to her tryouts.
In July 1999, Davis was one of 300 women[2] who vied for a semifinals berth in the US Olympic archery team to participate in the Sydney 2000 Summer Olympics.[6] She placed 24th of 300 and did not qualify for the team, but participated as a wild-card...
oh my god how great is geena davis!? via wiki
In 2004, while watching children’s television programs and videos with her daughter, Davis noticed what she thought was an imbalance in the ratio of male to female characters. Davis went on to sponsor the largest research project ever undertaken on gender in children’s entertainment (resulting in 4 discrete studies, including one on children’s television) at the Annenberg...
it’s so gross when people make a whole ‘no big deal but…’ thing about having a high IQ or being in mensa. who the hell takes iq tests anyway?
geena davis married a really hot iranian american plastic surgeon. i wonder how they met.
Adidaa
All day I dream about Ativan
First day of heavy flow, first time trying on white wedding gowns
Writing, for me, has always been a way of not...
a few days ago i took out a bowl to pour cereal into and as i was pouring the cereal i realized that i was actually pouring it into a vase and the bowl was just sitting there next to it. i worried for a second that i was having a stroke or an aneurysm (are they the same thing? similar i guess?) i frequently wonder if that’s happening to me. sometimes when i am lying very still i imagine what...
i’m going off the birth control that i started two weeks ago. my health insurance wasn’t paid so i couldn’t pick up my regular stuff and the gyno had given me a sample of lo lo estrin so i said why not? and gave it a try. but alas
i have been face planted in the couch cushion depressed for approx 10 days. my gastrointestinal system is off, worse than 1.5 lbs of brussells...
Going to shelter after shelter is emotionally exhausting. So is seeing Taylor Armstrong at petco.
I wish Dan could take me to the vet and get my bloodwork done cuz I keep falling asleep around 6pm and I’m too tired to go to the doctor myself.